God Made

Esther: Eli, why are you so cute?

Eli: Because God made me.

Esther: How did God make you?

Eli: With tape. . .

I am a C

In trying to teach Eli the song "I am a C - H - R - I - S - T - I - A - N.  She was getting it until the second part but when the 3rd line came she went with what she already knew.

Eli sang:

I am a C

I am a C - H

I am a C - H - O  - N - G

Esther and I laughed.

Also, Esther changed her Facebook status to:

Esther Lee Chong wonders why men (is it only men?) drop their pants, step out of them, and leave them right where they are...not that my husband does that...=P

Griffith Park Pony

We took the kids to Griffith Park for train ride and pony.  Eli didn't want to ride the loose ones because she had to ride it alone.  So we took her to the ones that are tied to a post and go around and around in side a fenced cage.  Esther decided that I could go in the octagon with Eli.  I'm wearing flip flops and the floor is covered with horse feces.  Certain spots have pee as well and were a bit muddy.  It stunk.  The parents don't want to be there, the kids are crying cuz they're scared and yet we all paid $3 to do this.  "You're going to do this and you're going to like it."  After a few circles the kids come down and they're ok.  Meanwhile I'm constantly looking down trying to dodge all the ttong that look identical to the MatchLight charcoals, only in different colors.  half way through the ride one parent can't take it anymore and he takes the crying kid out.  While we stoped, the horse that is standing right in front of Esther, who's standing outside the octagon, starts to pee . . . . for a very loooooonnnngggg time, with his pee pee almost touching the ground!  Now I know why they say "hung like a horse."

Glad is over.

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